And here's the contest! I should have one trade paperback version of Don't Try This at Home and I'll definitely have eBook copies to give away. So, since my story Gordon's Cat is about animal hijinks, tell me an animal story!
Funny, freaky, interesting--anything but tragic, please!--animal stories! The one I like the best will get the trade paperback, and the next four best (I hope I get more than five people leave comments...) will get an eBook.
And of course you can buy it from Dreamspinner here.